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Age/Gender: 17, Male
Location: Myrtle Beach, SC
Job: Student
Im not too sure what exactly should be placed here. maybe it is some sort of something of meaning that should emphasize any one characteristic of myself and my page for you all. And due to my rambling, i may have lost my one chance to do so... >:C
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Lately a lot of things have been happening. lemme break it down for you.
SETBACKS ::
-- Well yesterday, while i was walking around Broadway at the Beach, some random skateboard prick on an obvious wal-mart board (because it had 'WAL-MART' as the graphic on there) tried to ollie and rammed right into me. my PSP slingshotted about 40 feet and landed on a patch of decorative wood shavings. I shouted at the kid. 'WHAT THE FLYING PROPELLER FUCK, KID!?', and he proceeded to run away; I felt no sympathy. I walked over to my PSP and checked if it still worked. It wouldnt turn on. I shook it and, as it turns out, SOMETHING was loose. fuck. So tonight I disassembled it completely!
Yes. It has nothing to do with NG. However, that brings me to my next setback:
-- I am a competition cheerleader! Yes, I said it. I cheerlead. Now this shit is rough on me and because of some random prick impaling my calf with his board and slamming into me, this will not allow me to perform in an upcoming competition. Not only that; Im missing choreography that i wasted 115 bucks on. bleh.
Now say what you want about cheerleading... but this is a perfect way to meet women. Also all the women on the team are flexible as hell so yeah :)
PROJECTS ::
-- Currently I have roughly 20-30 projects I need to finish... however most likely a lot of them won't be finished... Hell; I probably won't touch most of them! >.<
-- IN WORKS:
= Techstep/Acid song: 'Teknoxis'
= Upbeats-esque 2-Step: 'Tricked'
= Fred Dark DnB: 'Mad Closet'
= 'Duel Of The Fates' Jungle Remix: 'Darth' (working title)
= other little shits
OMG CRUISE ::
-- Yes! Im going on a cruise! Starting Saturday, July 26th, I will be going undercover as a tourist in the Cayman Islands for 7 days. Im boating on a Carnival boat so if anyone else is joining me... feel free to tell me because im so up for a sort of meet up ;)
Below is a pic of my disembodied beauty. D;

Step One: Take your mouse
Step Two: Type in something random
Step Three: Shove your mouse waaaaaay up your ass
Step Four: Try to submit your reply without using your keyboard
YES. Im planning on making a chaoz-style song in dedication to ParagonX9's ludicrous success with her series of tracks. Let me break it down for you...
TO DATE [AS of June 28th, 2008]; PX9's Chaoz series:
- 140,626 Downloads
- 263,094 Listens [records beginning at July 17th, 2007]
- Featured in 275 registered flash animations and games on Newgrounds
Now I wanna see what I can do with this glorious goblet of fun...
Periodically I will fill you in on how im doing on the song, including giving you sound checks and all. :)
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Sorry to all i was needed for. i really am
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